I'm starting with IMPLY today. Just trying to see if I can find different positions for the vowel in my one-vowel opening guesses. It kind of worked, I got a yellow tile for the I. Although, to be honest, I'm not sure if this qualifies as a one-vowel word because of the Y at the end. I would ask the audience for a ruling, but there is no audience, so who knows?
Anyways, back to the game. I fall back into old habits and look for a second vowel on my second guess. CIDER is my guess, and I get yellows for the I and E. So I'm making progress, even if it's not the most ground-breaking approach. The vowel placements look like they are going to be a bit odd. I'm looking at them in the second and third spots. I see FEIST, but she's a singer, so that won't be the answer. But HEIST could be. HEIST is not the answer. and I still don't know any of the other letters of the answer.
So now, I'm struggling. I is either fourth or fifth, but I don't have a good handle on either. Maybe it ends in -IE? BOWIE? Is there a version of the word that isn't a name? WOWIE? That's not a word. Or is it? Screw it, I'm going with BOWIE. Wow. Grays except for the yellows again for the I and E. So I is definitely at the end of the word. And E is is first or third. And I still have no consonants and no clue what the hell this word is.
I want to guess FUNGI, but that omits the E, so it can't work. Is QUEUI the plural of QUEUE? No. That's not real. I'm just typing random stuff now and getting nothing. This sucks. Eventually, I type in NAEVI and finally get my first green tile. I also get yellows for the E and the N, so now I know that E is first letter. Yay. NAEVI, by the way, area type of birthmark, if my google search is to be believed. At this point, I am resigned to the fact that I'm going to lose my streak to some stupid, obscure word. Whatever.
For my final guess I try ENUKI. It's not accepted. ENUJI. Not accepted. I'll spare you all the potential answers I tried. I finally type EUNUI. Is that how you spell EUNUI? Meaning the extreme boredom of everyday life? There are two n's aren't there? ENNUI? Is that it? It's correct? It's correct! Wow. What a rollercoaster. I honestly thought ENNUI was a French word. Wow. I am stunned.
I was at my wit's end. This is, I assume, what it feels like to complete a marathon. Happy you completed, no desire to ever do it again or think about it.
Update: interesting addendum. So I checked my results in WordleBot and saw that after my third guess, there were only four words left as the possible answer: BOGIE, ZOWIE, FOGIE, and of course ENNUI. So how come my guesses of BOWIE and NAEVI were accepted? Wordle, you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?